Toddler boy is finally able to form sentences, which is really neat because he says new stuff every day. But I wasn’t prepared for this:
He got a “duck in his pants (As my husband calls it)” and farted the other day.
So I said, “Oh did you fart, little boy?”
To which he responded, “No…Mommy farted!”
I laughed, then I heard my husband say “Ew…” from his office, at which point I had to defend myself!